The Professional Haircut

Sit back. Relax. Enjoy the luxury of having someone else wash your hair. Know that the person wielding the scissors knows what they’re doing, and it isn’t your mom, standing in the kitchen with the same pair of scissors she uses to open the hotdog packages.

And no spending tomorrow morning in front of the mirror trying to figure out how to look like you didn’t cut it yourself.

With a razor. In the dark.

You could do it yourself, but isn’t this better?