The Tailored Suit

So maybe your left leg isn’t an entire foot longer than your right leg. And you did have your pesky third arm removed years ago (because who wants more hands than pockets, anyway?). That still doesn’t mean you’re built the same as every other 32" long on the planet. And honestly? Your claim that you prefer your pant legs just a little too short isn’t fooling anyone anymore. Yes, even with the snazzy socks.

If it doesn’t fit you, it doesn’t fit.