The Designer Shoes

You can tell a lot about a person based on their shoes. A guy in bowling shoes? He probably bowls. And a guy in paint-splattered work boots? He probably paints houses. So, then, no Velcro sneakers, unless you own a Velcro factory, and no loafers, unless you actually spend a lot of time loafing, and please, for the good of humanity, stay away from sandals with socks. Unless, of course, you can belch the national anthem and the words Omega Beta Delta actually mean something to you.

Say what you mean, or just keep on walking.